The Naked Hitchhiker Deak just blatantly rolled a massive spliff on top of a family of 6 and in turn hastily uprooted them. Wow, talk about being deaked out big time by this scenario! We're at a beach in Menemsha waiting to watch the sunset and are being stared down by every last sunset seeking not deaking soul. I'm hoping everyone is looking at his jar of tobacco and not his population of Jamaica sized serving dish of purple haze.
Five seconds before Spliff Gate, Deak ran up to a guy with 2 lapdogs and said "Hey I remember you." We assumed he was conversing with the gentleman but then got down on 2 knees to continue discussion and suck face with his long lost pup friends. It turns out his sister dogsat them awhile back and when they eyed his pot, he gave them each a gargantuan ganja allotment and proceeded to get stoned with them. Never has "gone to the dogs" sounded more apropos.
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