ALERT: Naked Hitchhiker Freaky Deak

"Hitchhiker in the hizzouse!"

The Naked Hitchhiker Deak is in Dar's apartment in Boston! Same deakshow we picked up on the Vineyard who got naked at the beach 10 minutes after pick up. She is freaking deaking out! He swindled her into believing he was coincidentally taking the same ferry/bus through Boston en route to Worcester. Can't believe she hasn't been able to ditch the hitch!

So per the usual, he was rolling joints/smoking during entire ferry ride, antagonizing every last patron. Not until arriving in Boston did he confess his whole scheme of following Dar to city to spend more time with her. As soon as he got to Boston he met a homeless Jamaican bum who he gave his rolling papers, weed, tobacco, cigarettes, lighter, pipe, money to, saying, "If a Jamaican can't smoke weed, then no one should be allowed to smoke weed."

There is no return bus until morning and there is no way he can fend for himself in the city so Dar was left with no other choice but to take him in. Not surprisingly he tried to disrobe but Dar told him the meatballs on the spaghetti dinner were enough balls for one night.

Side note: At time of post the Naked Hitchhiker Deak did not have cell phone.