It's become increasingly apparent that my best friend and I attract the freaky deaks. These are the stories that we plausibly try to deny.

Oct 7, 2010

UPDATE: Husband Freaky Deak (TEXT)

"You're being serviced...with divorce papers"

Husband Freaky Deak has reverted to texting me, the same person he called a "bubble head", since his texts to Dar fell on deaf ears:

It's undeniable things are irreconcilable and needless to say the deakvorce is imminent. It's just a matter of working out the terms of the settlement, and when I say settlement, forget about the Newport mansion and the Aspen condo. The sole term of the agreement is to never contact us ever again.

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